Festive Funny Christmas Sweatshirt - "Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Prosecco, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzened" | Xmas Holiday Party Drinking Crewneck

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Prosecco, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzened. This hilarious Christmas sweatshirt gives Santa’s reindeer list a festive party twist – perfect for anyone who loves holiday cheer served with a splash of humor (and maybe a cocktail or two). Made from cozy heavy-blend fleece, this funny Christmas sweatshirt keeps you warm and comfortable while you spread laughs at every gathering. With its unisex fit and classic crewneck style, it pairs easily with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms for everything from ugly sweater parties to Christmas morning hangouts.

Why You’ll Love It 

• Playful holiday design
• a cheeky reindeer roll call that guarantees smiles
• Cozy fleece fabric – soft, warm, and perfect for chilly winter nights
• Unisex fit – relaxed and flattering for everyone
• Conversation starter – ideal for ugly sweater parties and holiday get-togethers
• Gift-ready – makes a fun Christmas gag gift or festive holiday present
  
  Perfect For 
• Ugly Christmas sweater parties (with a drinking twist) 
• Holiday celebrations and family gatherings
• Secret Santa and White Elephant gift swaps
• Anyone who loves festive humor and cozy winter style
  
  This isn’t just a sweatshirt – it’s a holiday mood. Celebrate the season, raise a glass, and get a little Blitzened in this funny Christmas crewneck.
  
  Product features
• Knit in one piece to reduce fabric waste, enhancing its look. 
• Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear.
• Constructed for adults, providing a comfy fit.
• Ethically made in Nicaragua with compliance to safety standards.
• Embroidered designs available for a personal touch.
  
  Care instructions
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean